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Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Law Review Jingle Bells
(courtesy of Roma)
Jingle Bells
Where my Xanax pills?
I'm running late to class!
I've got my comment due
And so law review
Can come and kiss my ass.
Oh!
Sourcing and cit-ing
In the dismal li-brar-y
Makes me want to cry
Cuz I've been stuck inside!
For about a month now,
I haven't seen the sun.
I barely know what day it is and I wish I had a gun!
OH!
Jingle Bells
Where my Xanax pills?
I'm running late to class!
I've got my comment due
And so law review
Can come and kiss my ass.
We've got finals in a month
And I can't even find my books.
There's Westlaw printouts everywhere
And I'm giving dirty looks
To all the young 1Ls
Who are chatting in the stacks.
Take it outside, assholes
I'm gonna have a heart attack!
OH!
Jingle Bells
Where my Xanax pills?
I'm running late to class!
I've got my comment due
And so law review
Can COOOOOME AND KISS MYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS!
16:34 2 comments
Comments:
Ah, but surely you realize how healthy it is to make fun of our problems. Better to be funny about it, get through it, and move on!
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