One of my oldest friends in Chicago (and those friends who I've known longer, I've only known for about a day or a few hours longer), is moving to L.A. this week. I can't believe that she's leaving, it just doesn't seem possible. Who is going to drag me out kicking and screaming to a place where I end up having tons of fun? Who am I going to go to Cubs games with? Who am I going to talk with about guys? Cleo, do you realize that almost all of my other girlfriends are married or virtually married? Why wasn't Kellogg good enough for you? Why UCLA? Okay, okay, I know, L.A. will be good for you, sunshine and healthiness and trying out a new place. But you'd better be back here in two years flat.